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WooHoo!!!! Sweet JayT is back online! The legendary Real Men Wear P podcast is back again On his latest show with the fabulous ubiquitous Satyr69 he rises from the ashes like that mythological bird!

No, I don’t really think JayT is mad or crazy but he might be a bit delusional. On his show he theorizes that I am not a real person but – dear Gussie! – BigFatty in disguise. Horrifying! Last time I checked I was big and fat, but definitely a lesbian (thank goodness) with a bacon allergy and no sex. I could never be BigFatty. I have vertigo and I would get nauteous in the sling.

First I could see her dancing clockwise and only clockwise. My financée saw her dancing counterclockwise and she would not see that I was right. It has to do with which side of your brain is dominant, the left more rational side or the right more emotional side. This must be the way BigFatty sees the world when he is overserved, although he probably would see a dancing gentleman caller instead.
The most amazing moment however was when I started calcualting in my mind while watching the dancing lady. All of a sudden she changed from clock- to counterclock wise, because the mathematical endeavor of adding 7+7 +7… and so on activated my usually dormant left side of my shrunken brain. Now I am nautious. Enjoy and tell me which direction you see!

Poor BigFatty! Today he told us that he got stuck in the Fat Cave’s elevator. Too much bacon I reckon. I wonder what he is doing there assuming that there are no security cameras in the elevator? Trying to kick his way out of it or trying to get out of his pants in expectation of the elevator guy to fix things?

Good Lord, I guess the real hell is to think that I have listened to 666! shows of this… (and have actually enjoyed it)

Our first day at school memories are touching for the most of us, but what BigFatty’s straight boyfriend Bob told us is heartbreaking. Rumor has it that his mother had to attend the complete first year of Elementary school with little Bobby firmly attached to her leg.

I love the shoes by the way!

I wonder if he has a secret blog and creates iphone applications as a hobby – ooooh dear Gussie!!!! Speaking of, I need to upgrade my BFO app – although I guess we might have seen the new Easter egg already

Look who is here! Our pretty darling celebrates his birthday, too. Just after MissWes, only that there are twice as much candles on BigFatty’s cake! Atta boy! I hope the Scots know how to celebrate I am sure you do
Enjoy your lads and cake! All the best dear and safe travels home!

I love you with all my little Beaver heart!

xo kb

Our little girl celebrates her 34th birthday today and I hope she is having a fabulous day so far! Miss Wes is one of our finest, cutest, funniest and friendliest and we love him like a Cheese Sandwich, what coincidentially happens to be also the name of his little show on the interwebs. Together with the equally hilarious and witty Mr. Daniel Beaver he creates this little online gem for our entertainment almost every fortnight.

Happy birthday, my darling and thank you for being the wonderful pal and the great friend that you are! I love you

xo kb

Dear Gussie – the air in Tórshavn is already as bad and stinky as over there in the Russias. But here it is not due to wild fires and burning car tires. We can actually feel and smell a certain international celebrity’s very close proximity. I guess this might be a very good time for a visit to the US.

Inspite of the smell, I am very glad that our fat one made it safely to the Scottlands. I hope he is enjoying himself and that he got that piece of foreskin out of his dentures that he talked about on his little show BFO654 (while I was eating my cheerios…Thank you BigFatty …)

Thanks to a certain Mr. Larry H. V. (we had to promise not to disclose our informant’s identity) here is an exclusive picture of BigFatty’s cubicle at the coal mine. I like how people in America take precautions for everything